*Lightworkers job

How many Ascended Masters does it take to change a light bulb?

None; That’s the lightworkers job.

*Not as judgmental

I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those negative, critical and self-righteous people around me.

*Blame the others

If at first you don’t succeed … blame someone else and seek counseling.

*Lazy

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

*Stickers on car bumpers

“Procrastinate now”

“My Karma ran over my Dogma!!”

“Never drive faster than your angel can fly!!”

“I’d rather be in Samadhi”

“Out of body. Will be back in 15 minutes!”

“Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!”

“Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.”

“As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools”