May I tickle your soul in this moment?… All right here we go!
*** How many Ascended Masters does it take to uplift Earth into the 5th dimension?
None… That’s the Lightworkers job.
*** God made contact with a man, and said to him; “I Am You and You Are Me”…
The man astoundedly responds; “So you’re going through a divorce as well? And you’re about to lose your house? And the time you spend with your children is limited?”..
God says “Umm, never mind”…
*** I met Archangel Michael in a dream state, for some reason he just couldn’t stop laughing.
I repeatedly asked him; “what is so funny?”
He finally replied; “All these channelers forget to add one thing at the beginning of their channeling;”
I ask; “what’s that?”
He responds; “Intended for entertainment purposes only”.
That is all for today!