Here are a few jokes the Pleiadians would make about humans on Earth. Let’s see if you get ’em. Stop being so serious, will you.
What does a Pleiadian call a domesticated animal?
An abused animal.
A Christian, a Muslim and a Jew are walking through New York city…
Yeah? And?
They get robbed.
What do humans of Earth define as life?
Working 40 hours a week for 40 years to get 40% of what they earned. And than ‘die’.
What qualifies one to be a doctor?
Know drugs!
How many humans does it take to plant a tree?
Apparently an entire city.
A Pleiaidian was telepathically communicating with a squirrel. What did the squirrel say?
Humans are the real ‘nuts’.
What do you call a human that’s been operated on?
Artificial Ignorance
If Westerners did not have dogs, would they ever go outside for a walk?
They take their dogs for walks?
Well… Some of them do!
That is all for today!