Human Trafficking in Hawaii

alternative news eraoflightdotcom newThe National Security Agency (NSA) announced today that they have concluded their corruption investigation targeting Maui County and the State of Hawaii. They discovered a $45 million annual drug ring operating through the Maui Police Department (MPD) selling methamphetamines and heroin, planting false evidence including pipes and drugs on innocent people, and protecting affiliated drug rings.

The corruption spread into the Maui County administration and nearly all of the departments. Over 700 public servants are complicit and will be brought to justice, NSA predicts.

Similarly, the State of Hawaii will soon be indicted in a massive human trafficking/enslavement ring. State workers have been selling Hawaiian babies on the black market for $30,000 apiece. To date, 232 babies have been sold, netting $6.96 million for the human trafficking ring.

“Maui County is a central hub of our operations,” said NSA director GEN Paul M. Nakasone. “We were appalled when it came to our attention the massive corruption in Maui County, and we decided it was National Security issue, and it became our perogative to investigate immediately.”

An NSA team of 400 analysts sprang into action and completed their investigation in about 5 hours, amassing about 2000 hours of research. They analysed all MPD-issued phone records as well as personal phone records of all members of the Maui Police Department in late July.

NSA has targeted all the guilty parties.

“Now it is just a matter of time that the drug dealing, protection of drug rings, planting of drug evidence on innocent parties and corruption will see the light of Justice served,” GEN Nakasone said.

NSA expects a massive backlog on the legal system and has suggestions to aid the processing of the accused, such as reopening a Wailea hotel for inmate housing.

For the State of Hawaii baby selling operations, NSA is expecting an immediate shutdown, with all State workers involved immediately jailed. The CIA and FBI will be expected to spearhead an international baby hunt to bring the babies home to Hawaii where they belong to be reunited with their parents.

For more information, visit the National Security Agency at and fill out an online request form. Due to high volume, your request may not be answered. Or, call Eric T. Richter of Maui Promotions, national press contact at (808) 669-9091 or email

13 Replies to “Human Trafficking in Hawaii”

  1. Nala

    The NSA doesn’t do this kind of stuff. If you’re going to make a fake article make it believable. FBI handles cases within the states, NSA handles cases outside of the states. They can’t just “decide it’s a national security issue”. 🙄

  2. Hunter

    There is no NSA press release that corresponds to your story. Please stop posting absolute bs and claiming it’s real. There’s too much misinformation out there already. If you’re that desperate for ad clicks, try something different.

  3. echo

    when was this? can i have the sources to this article? and how do we know this is real if no other news sources are writing news stories on this? i live in Hawai’i and no has said anything about this…

  4. Rook

    I felt like i just went into a circus tent….. NSA doing domestic investagations into local PD come on homeboy…. Yo someone getting mad lazy these days. Ya not even trying to come off as factual. 💩💩

  5. Neil

    Ditto re: Scott’s comment above. Nothing I can find on website. Source? Found this story posted also on Golden Age of Gaia website. We all love us some James G., but I am sure we would all appreciate our dear editors to please do their due diligence prior to posting anything like this. Did anyone bother contacting Mr. Gilliland?

  6. Mary

    Article seems skewed… Is it that simple to solve and return babies to the messed up families that allowed their sale?


    The NSA has no mention of this on their website and other than 2 other sites referencing this site, no other news is reporting it. Where is the source of this information?

  8. Tom

    Pretty wild story I never knew the NSA was in with the police.
    And the CIA will hunt down the babys and return them to the parents.
    400 agents solved this in 5 hours that is amazing. Just think what the could do if they opened a case in Washington.