How Dangerous Are You REALLY, According To Your Zodiac Sign

energy updateFrom what kind of lover you are to what kind of parent you’ll be, there are a ton of zodiac articles out there about, well, everything.   Except for one, that is:  How dangerous you are.  So, just how do you measure up?  Below, from least to worst, we highlight how dangerous you are, according to your zodiac sign.


Surprise, surprise: Of all the zodiac signs, it turns out that the least dangerous is Gemini. You hear that, Kanye West? You ain’t so bad after all. No, but seriously, if a Gemini were to live life on the wild side, it’d probably just include stealing from your local grocery store. But beware: There’s an exception to every rule, as Jeffrey Dahmer was a Gemini and… well, you know how that went.


It’s no secret that the Aquarian is a generally an amiable person — till you do them wrong, that is. When it comes to danger, this sign is ferocious when they’ve been stabbed in the back or have become a victim of wrongdoing. Otherwise, though, they’re pretty good natured, landing them on the number two spot on this list.


Roaring aside, Less typically steer clear of trouble. Notorious for their fierceness and all-eyes-on-me ways, this sign can get a little crazy though. In fact, a situation can escalate from 0 to 100 real quick for a Leo due to their psychotic temperament. Not to mention, their NEED for fame — even if it does come at a price.


Strangely enough, Libras are more likely to commit a crime than Less and Geminis. Weird, right? Well known for their kindness and patience, Libras tend to… snap. Especially when their kindness is taken advantage of. You’ve been warned.


Ah, Virgos. As the ultimate grudge-holders, this sign is more inclined to get into crimes along the lines of hacking, fraud, or burglary. They love to keep things nice and tidy — and don’t do anything without a fallback plan — so don’t expect them to f*ck up or leave a messy trail behind once they cross that danger line.


Known for their hot temperament, Pisces have many known serial killers in their ranks. From John Wayne Gacy to Richard Ramirez, other signs should beware of the fish which swims two directions. Word to the wise: They always have a hidden dark side. We repeat: Always.


From petty crimes to downright evil deeds, be cautious of Capricorn the crook. While this sign doesn’t always resort to violence, when they do, they don’t hold back. That said, they’re not as neat and tidy as the Virgo: If they’re doing any wrongdoing at all, chances are they’ll get caught.


Landing on the spot number eight is none other than Aries. Notorious for their angry outbursts, stubborn rams don’t like being told what to do, where to go, or who to see. If you try to boss ‘em around, prepare to get beat TF down. Seriously, steer clear unless you want to land yourself at the hospital for a night or two — or more.


Known for their temperamental ways, Taureans are possessive and stubborn. They’re the bull, after all, making them prone to rage and risk. As lovers of solitude, this sign prefers money laundering or financial crimes above others that involve engaging with others. Plus, they love their money.


At spot number 10 is the Sag. Volatile and unforgiving, these guys can be super harsh when they’re messed with, and like to go for big, mass crimes. They’re natural-born leaders who like to do things their way and their way only. We mean, Pablo Escobar was a a Sagittarius. Hell, so was Ted Bundy. You get the idea.


Jealous, aggressive, and vindictive, Scorpios are NOT to be messed with. When this sign goes bad, there’s no coming back from it. Think: Murder. As sadistic as they are intense, while they might not commit the evil deed themselves, know that they’re definitely the ones pulling the strings. Stiiiiiingggg.


Surprise, surprise: The most dangerous of all signs is none other than the cancer. Generally, Cancerians struggle with mental instability and mood swings, making them prone to act in the moment — which, as we all know, is NEVER a good thing. Crimes of passion are common for this sign, and just like a crab would, they always leave their mark.

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