Spiritual Humor: God and St. Francis

$T2eC16VHJHEE9ny2rS4QBRJVTy3HzQ~~60_35Imagine the conversation between “God” and St. Francis on the subject of lawns

GOD: Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there in the Midwest? What happened to the dandelions, violets, thistle and stuff I started eons ago? I had a perfect, no-maintenance garden plan. Those plants grow in any type of soil,

Imperialism Obama Style: 800 Military Bases Around the World

earth_3Sec. of State Kerry brags we are “involved” in more countries than ever, as Obama becomes first president to serve two terms always at war.

Speaking at the Aspen Ideas Festival on June 28, Secretary of State John Kerry sought to ease anxiety over an ever-rising global “turmoil and strife” by pointing to an eyebrow-raising fact. “I state unabashedly to every single one of you: The United States of America is more engaged in more places with greater impact today than at any time in American history,” he reassured the audience. “And that is simply documentable and undeniable.”

Hilarion 7/04/2016

hilarion2Beloved Ones,

On your road to enlightenment you have made many stops and starts. As you trudged up the mountain to the top, you have found yourself taking many winding paths, spiraling paths, but ultimately you have reached for the top. This is now in sight for many of you; this is now within your reach. All that is required is that you persist, that you continue in your efforts to hold your Light, to stand in your Light.

Zap/Poofness 7/03/2016

pooftimeGreetings and Salutations:

POOF SAID

It is not difficult to hear your souls muttering, your hearts crying and the faint yelling for help and illumination. The pain that is being experienced is very well understood. The arranging of things is not to anyones liking.