Two men meet on the street.
One asks the other: “Hi, how are you?”
The other ones replies: “I’m fine, thanks.”
“And how’s your son? Is he still unemployed?”
“Yes, he is. But he is meditating now.”
“Meditating? What’s that?”
“I don’t know. But it’s better than sitting around and do nothing!”
At the entrance to a temple there was a beggar always asking for alms stretching one hand.
One day he stretched both of his hands. A passerby asked him: all these days, you were stretching one hand, why are you stretching two hands today?
To which the beggar replied: Prabhu, the business was so good that I opened a branch!
Four monks were meditating in a monastery. All of a sudden the prayer flag on the roof started flapping. The younger monk came out of his meditation and said: “Flag is flapping”
A more experienced monk said: “Wind is flapping”
A third monk who had been there for more than 20 years said: “Mind is flapping.”
The fourth monk who was the eldest said, visibly annoyed: “Mouths are flapping!”
It is a tradition in the US for people to make statements through stickers they stick on their car bumpers. Here are a few funny bumper stickers.
“My Karma ran over my Dogma!!”
“Never drive faster than your angel can fly!!”
“I’d rather be in Samadhi”
“Out of body. Will be back in 15 minutes!”
“Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!”
“Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.”
“As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools”
“Vegetarians visualize whirled peas”
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